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34, Male
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Las Vegas, NV
Joined:
9/22/09
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I gonna kick that squirrels ass

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Steve the Squirrel

2011-07-29 03:00:52 by Dexious

Once upon a time there was a squirrel named Steve, who lived in a three story tree condo. He thought he was the tough shit since he had the largest nuts " in his tree condo" . He had the attention from all the ladies and they all wanted his "big nuts". But Steve had a little secret, you see Steve was in love with a knot hole in a cheese log, named Sally. Sally was a genetic engineer at the local meth lab ( she has a PhD ) . Well to make a short story even shorter, Steve went to the doctor and discovered he had eliphantitus in his "NUTS" and shot himself in the head .
MUWAHAHAHA
I like cheese
The End
Or is it ? !!!! DUN DUN DUNNNN


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All are alive! 25 Points Fly to Earth and save the team, but losing shuttle Medal Stats.
25 5 Points 25 citizens eaten Medal Stats.
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Green Barrel 5 Points First green barrel eaten Medal Stats.
Red Barrel 10 Points First red barrel eaten Medal Stats.
Game Completed 25 Points Complete the game Medal Stats.
One Step Too Far 25 Points Save the witch doctor Medal Stats.
Gut Reaction 25 Points Get past the triceratops Medal Stats.
SECRET MEDAL 25 Points Unlock this medal to see it's details. Medal Stats.
Firestarter 25 Points Escape the raptor Medal Stats.


Total Medals Earned: 658 (From 133 different games.)

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