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Dexious
Age / Gender:
33, Male
Location:
Las Vegas, NV
Joined:
9/22/09
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I gonna kick that squirrels ass

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Level 7 Blank Slate
Normal Whistle
Ranked as Civilian

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Once upon a time there was a squirrel named Steve, who lived in a three story tree condo. He thought he was the tough shit since he had the largest nuts " in his tree condo" . He had the attention from all the ladies and they all wanted his "big nuts". But Steve had a little secret, you see Steve was in love with a knot hole in a cheese log, named Sally. Sally was a genetic engineer at the local meth lab ( she has a PhD ) . Well to make a short story even shorter, Steve went to the doctor and discovered he had eliphantitus in his "NUTS" and shot himself in the head .
MUWAHAHAHA
I like cheese
The End
Or is it ? !!!! DUN DUN DUNNNN


Recent Game Medals

Pimp my robot 50 Points Upgrade the robot to the max Medal Stats.
Poor little pony 50 Points Complete the game Medal Stats.
Going berzerk 100 Points Reach level 25 Medal Stats.
Pimp my chest 25 Points Upgrade the fourth kicker to the max Medal Stats.
Berzerk Smash 100 Points Do 5 Power Smash in a row Medal Stats.
Feel the power 50 Points Reach level 20 Medal Stats.
Pimp my cannon, lol 10 Points Upgrade the third kicker to the max Medal Stats.
Getting serious 25 Points Reach level 15 Medal Stats.
Ludicrous Smash 50 Points Do 4 Power Smash in a row Medal Stats.
In a galaxy far, far away 25 Points Reach the 3rd background Medal Stats.


Total Medals Earned: 532 (From 96 different games.)

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