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Dexious
Age / Gender:
33, Male
Location:
Las Vegas, NV
Joined:
9/22/09
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I gonna kick that squirrels ass

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Ranked as Civilian

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Once upon a time there was a squirrel named Steve, who lived in a three story tree condo. He thought he was the tough shit since he had the largest nuts " in his tree condo" . He had the attention from all the ladies and they all wanted his "big nuts". But Steve had a little secret, you see Steve was in love with a knot hole in a cheese log, named Sally. Sally was a genetic engineer at the local meth lab ( she has a PhD ) . Well to make a short story even shorter, Steve went to the doctor and discovered he had eliphantitus in his "NUTS" and shot himself in the head .
MUWAHAHAHA
I like cheese
The End
Or is it ? !!!! DUN DUN DUNNNN


Recent Game Medals

Adrenaline Rush 5 Points Perform a Danger Bonus! Medal Stats.
Precise 5 Points Perform an Accuracy Bonus! Medal Stats.
Back to Work 10 Points Wake up the Guard! Medal Stats.
Hostile Waters 25 Points Defeat 50 divers while underwater. Medal Stats.
Deadman's Chest 25 Points Find treasure chests on levels 19, 20 and 21. Medal Stats.
Brilliant: Wasteland 10 Points Get BRILLIANTS for the day missions 16-18 Medal Stats.
Starry: Wasteland 10 Points Get BRILLIANTS for the night missions 16-18 Medal Stats.
Pimp my head 10 Points Upgrade the second kicker to the max Medal Stats.
Now we're talking 100 Points Upgrade everything to the max Medal Stats.
Pimp my robot 50 Points Upgrade the robot to the max Medal Stats.


Total Medals Earned: 534 (From 96 different games.)

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