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Joined:
9/22/09
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I gonna kick that squirrels ass

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Steve the Squirrel

2011-07-29 03:00:52 by Dexious

Once upon a time there was a squirrel named Steve, who lived in a three story tree condo. He thought he was the tough shit since he had the largest nuts " in his tree condo" . He had the attention from all the ladies and they all wanted his "big nuts". But Steve had a little secret, you see Steve was in love with a knot hole in a cheese log, named Sally. Sally was a genetic engineer at the local meth lab ( she has a PhD ) . Well to make a short story even shorter, Steve went to the doctor and discovered he had eliphantitus in his "NUTS" and shot himself in the head .
MUWAHAHAHA
I like cheese
The End
Or is it ? !!!! DUN DUN DUNNNN


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Master Of The Seas 10 Points Beat level 5 Medal Stats.
Fill That Boat 5 Points Upgrade a dock to level 3 Medal Stats.
Elite Soldiers 5 Points Upgrade a soldier to level 3 Medal Stats.
The Savior 25 Points Survive and save two of your friends. Medal Stats.
The Survivor 5 Points Complete the game and survive. Medal Stats.
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