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Joined:
9/22/09
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I gonna kick that squirrels ass

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Steve the Squirrel

2011-07-29 03:00:52 by Dexious

Once upon a time there was a squirrel named Steve, who lived in a three story tree condo. He thought he was the tough shit since he had the largest nuts " in his tree condo" . He had the attention from all the ladies and they all wanted his "big nuts". But Steve had a little secret, you see Steve was in love with a knot hole in a cheese log, named Sally. Sally was a genetic engineer at the local meth lab ( she has a PhD ) . Well to make a short story even shorter, Steve went to the doctor and discovered he had eliphantitus in his "NUTS" and shot himself in the head .
MUWAHAHAHA
I like cheese
The End
Or is it ? !!!! DUN DUN DUNNNN


Recent Game Medals

100 5 Points Kill 100 enemies Medal Stats.
First done 5 Points Complete 1st mission Medal Stats.
Starfish 10 Points Get 40 stars Medal Stats.
In your head 5 Points Beat first 10 levels Medal Stats.
Level 1 5 Points Level 1 Medal Stats.
Whyyyyy? 25 Points Kinghood suxx Medal Stats.
The Necropolis 5 Points Find and reclaim the big graveyard Medal Stats.
Victory at Last 10 Points Win the game on any difficulty Medal Stats.
Mountain of Bodies 50 Points Kill 100,000 zombies (cumulative) Medal Stats.
Zed Slayer 5 Points Kill 100 zombies Medal Stats.


Total Medals Earned: 548 (From 103 different games.)

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