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Joined:
9/22/09
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I gonna kick that squirrels ass

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Steve the Squirrel

2011-07-29 03:00:52 by Dexious

Once upon a time there was a squirrel named Steve, who lived in a three story tree condo. He thought he was the tough shit since he had the largest nuts " in his tree condo" . He had the attention from all the ladies and they all wanted his "big nuts". But Steve had a little secret, you see Steve was in love with a knot hole in a cheese log, named Sally. Sally was a genetic engineer at the local meth lab ( she has a PhD ) . Well to make a short story even shorter, Steve went to the doctor and discovered he had eliphantitus in his "NUTS" and shot himself in the head .
MUWAHAHAHA
I like cheese
The End
Or is it ? !!!! DUN DUN DUNNNN


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Executioner! 5 Points Kill 100 enemies Medal Stats.
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First Blood! 5 Points You killed Gobu! You bastard! Medal Stats.
Victory 50 Points Complete the game Medal Stats.
Exterminator 10 Points Kill 5000 swarm invaders Medal Stats.
Total Field Upgrade 50 Points Build fully upgraded and energized turrets on all points in a given level Medal Stats.
Diamond Drill 10 Points Collect 20000 minreals Medal Stats.
Fried Swarm 10 Points Kill 40 swarm invaders with tesla strikes Medal Stats.
Fearless 10 Points Rush the next wave 15 times in the same level Medal Stats.


Total Medals Earned: 567 (From 105 different games.)

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